October 19, 2007

Photo Caption Contest!!!

Oh, no, everybody!! They took photos!! Spy photos!!! Sinister photos!!! They must be stopped! But how?????

Simple!! Spit in their faces!!! And submit captions for these photos! Just comment your submissions to this post and you can metaphorically spit in the face of The Man, the sneaky, peeping man!

Photo #1:




Photo #2:




Photo #3:




Photo #4:




Photo #5:


15 patrons:

captain koma said...

Hey I made that first one.

I don't remember giving you permission to use it. Cause the guy who I copied from didn't give me permission so I'm going to hound you.

Anyhoo, I'm currently starting up a blog game called

who wants to be a super-villain

got anyone E-VEL enough to join.

if not then we'll have any looser on this show. Really.

Even Stan Lee wouldn't do this gig. We had to get, Tattoo from fantasy island.

"Look Boss the plane, the plane" he says that damn catch phrase over and over. Look if you want to kill Tattoo then join up.

Heidi Petrelli said...

Why do you have a picture of my husband? Are you having an affair with him?

Claire B said...
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Claire B said...

#2
Matt *thinking*: Any of these people could have killed Kaito...

Nathan *thinking*: Man, I was one attractive baby...

Mr. Butler said...

Koma: I'm pretty sure I made that picture for Last Gladiator Standing 2. So I'll retroactively give you permission to use it.

#1: "Go ahead. Make fun. I dare you!"

#2: Matt: "Yeah, these photos would have definitely hurt your election hopes."

#3: Bob: "Usually they don't serve Indians here, but I slipped the maitre'd a twenty."

#4: Matt tries to snap a photo of Mohinder's very first lap dance for their photo album.

#5: Gabriel: "I used to be able to hold this ball without touching it."

em said...

#1
"Hey, do you like my new gun? It's not my Primatech one, but check out this nifty bubble barrel feature."

#2
Nathan: (thinking)"In the jungle, the miiighty juuungle, the lion sleeps toniiiight"
Matt:(thinking) "oooOOOOOOooOOOoooo..."

#3
Bob: "Actually, we think you're a loser, but you're soo pretty."

#4
Matt: (looking at pictures) "Hey, I know that person! He's my great-uncle's cousin twice removed!"

#5: Sylar: "Look at my shiny new toy!"

West said...

#3: Bob: "Just a salad? What kind of man are you?"

Tarot said...

#1 Flash-ah-ah!

#2 Matt- Sure glad Nathan can't read my mind! Gah! some of these are embarrassing!

#3 Bob-I highly recommend the steak here... but there are some nice vegetarian dishes too.

#4 Matt- I can read minds but I can't work a camera! ARGH!

#5 Sylar- That's right I have 2 new friends and a new career as a ball player. Wanna see my fast ball? It's killer!

Tox said...

#2
Matt: This picture makes me look fat.
Nathan: Yep.

Claire B said...

#3: Bob: My steak offends you? Oh, is this about the Indian/cow thing? Yeah, that might be problem.

#5: Maya: Since when do angels use the powers of others to pickpocket?

Deadpool said...

#1: Damnit Tommy, I can't cover your ass all the time!

#2: Matt: Why can't we have nice pictures like this?

Nathan: Because you're a whore.

#3: Mohinder: Will...will you marry me?

#4: Matt: Damnit Kring, enough with the nude pictures! Your "manhood" isn't that large. Infact its small!

#5 Sylar: Yeah that's right I keep on killing Marlins fans. Not because they have powers, because they should be ashamed.

Mr. Muggles said...

#1 "Active Paper Power!!"

#2 "Nathan, You totally need a bunch of DNA tests"

#3 "Mohindy, I am NOT into you"

#5 "See, I got a ball and the chick"

.:Fine said...

#1 "Stop. In the naaaame of love~"

#2 Nathan: This is from way back when me and Pete bathed together...I miss that.
Matt: .....I'm not even gonna ask why you said that out loud.

#3 "I'm terribly sorry but can you put on a hat? Shiny things distract me."

#4 "Okay, now I press this button and it let's me look at the pictures I took and.....Mohinder? Is this Sylar...in a dress?"


#5 "Tell me, Mr. Ball, has an old man ever fallen asleep on you?.......Really?"

Anonymous said...

Photo 1. "Stop before I shoot you with my Gamma gun!"

Photo 2. (Look! It's Jeff Gordon!!) Matt: "Which picture do you think will match the pink bow in my scrap book?"

Photo 3. Mohinder: "No, I do not think that evolution looks very kindly upon your cranium."
man: "But can you do anything about it?"

Photo 4. Matt: "Why is the picture all black?"

Photo 5. Sylar: "This is what I'll use to kill this icky old guy touching me..."

DJ Sarabi said...

ooops... I didn't mean to go anonymous!!!

 
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