Photo Caption Contest!!!

Oh, no, everybody!! They took photos!! Spy photos!!! Sinister photos!!! They must be stopped! But how?????

Simple!! Spit in their faces!!! And submit captions for these photos! Just comment your submissions to this post and you can metaphorically spit in the face of The Man, the sneaky, peeping man!

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