last week, i wake up in hospital in gown that no cover rear-end so well. i hate hospital. anyhow, i see peter petrelli there. peter-san tell me i teleport-o to his apartment and pass out. destiny has been doing many odd thing. it take me to different place to fix all my mistake. at first, i think that destiny bring me to peter-san to fix problem.
“maybe, destiny has brought me to you, peter, to fix problem in your life,” i say, “and you have many problem because your family very strange. by way, how your brother, fu-rying man doing?, is your mother still being billan?”
then petrelli-san get annoyed.
“don’t be silly, hiro,” he say, “do i look like i need help? who the one sitting in hospital bed acting like they been hit over head? yes, i do many dumb thing sometime, but i fine. my brand of stupid normal, but your brand of stupid is sick stupid. we need to find you cure.”
then, he touch my hand and take my power. he try to teleport, but end up teleporting to ladies room in nearby bar. (i make same mistake once three year ago. ando-kun thought it very funny). then, peter-san come back to my room and say, “whoops, my bad,” before teleporting away again. i hear this time he end up in noah-san no bathroom. remember boy and girl, no teleport while stupid.
after peter-san leave, nurse come in. she want to poke me with needle and draw blood.
“no, i afraid of needle! please no stick me!” i tell her.
“hiro, don’t be a wuss!” she answer, “stick out arm and let me draw blood. we have to run many test to see how you doing.”
“wuss? what does wuss mean?” i ask her.
“wuss is person who afraid a lot,” she answer.
a hero must never be wuss, so i decide to give her my arm to take blood. she take many vial of blood. i swear, my nurse like vampire. maybe she no run test on blood. maybe she take it somewhere and drink.
i also get to meet peter-san no girlfriend, emma-san, while in hospital. emma-san is what some young america-jin call emo. peter-san also very emo. i think they make good match. anyhow, emma-san come in room and tell me she discover that she have ability. she deaf, but she can see sound. she not very happy with new power.
“how do i make power turn off?” she ask me. she sound like she afraid of new ability. many people afraid of new ability.
“you can’t turn off power,” i explain, “it not like light swit-chi. it part of you.”
i tempted to tell her many other people wish they have ability, but no have. she very lucky. ability is part of her so she should shut up and live with it. a hero should never be rude, so i decide not to say that. emma-san leave so i start to think of new way to help her. then, i discover that there talent show on floor for kid. i decide to do magic trick. before show, i take blanket from bed and use it as magician no cape. my gown no fit so good, and blanket cover back. i no want to give people show during magic show, ne?
magic show go very well, and emma-san start to learn that power not bad. everyone happy and applaud except for boy in back row. he keep saying, “this very stupid,” and “these magic tricks suck” during performance. he even throw spitball. why is some american teenager very obnoxious? during magic show, i decide to play “magic trick” on him. i stop time, take ipod he listening to during show, and turn volume up…all the way. he very surprised when i start time again. maybe that teach him not to be brat.
after magic show, nurse very mad.
“you keep your japanese tush in this bed,” she tell me.
then she take out needle and say, “now i give you something to calm you down.”
no no no! i no like needle!” i say, but she hold me down and give me shot.
after shot, i talk to emma-san. then i remember one person i forget to add to list. charlie-san! how can i be so stupid and forget charlie-san. i care for her very much, but she still die. emma-san give me paper and pencil. i add charlie-san to list. then, emma-san leave and shot take effect. i get sleepy. very sleepy. i sleep for many hour. when i wake up, i hear beautiful music. at first, i think that i die in sleep and go to heaven, but then i discover that it was just emma-san playing music. her music very pretty. it attract everyone on floor to room like light attract fly or sugar attract ant. maybe emma-san no ability like pied-piper, ne?
when emma-san see me, she get annoyed. tried to get me to go back to bed. instead, i decide to teleport. people at that hospital so annoying. and hospital in america so expensive. hospital also like vampire, only this time it drink money. how can america-jin put up with?
so i teleport-o back three year to see charlie-san. i wonder what she say when she see me in hospital gown. hopefully, she no think i escape from mental hospital, ne?
okay everybody! time to go save charlie-san! ja ne!