Photo Caption Contest: Spying Heidi

You remember me, yes? Please, tell me you do. It’s an utter nightmare, my life. Thank God I’m no longer a paraplegic, thanks to Nathan’s connections. But thanks to Nathan’s connections, I was a made a paraplegic in the first place.

However, that’s all behind me. If being handicapable has taught me anything, it’s that you have to keep rolling forward. Mainly because steering on those things is impossible.

While I’ve been moving forward, setting out a new life for myself and the children, I can’t help but notice what’s going on in my ex-husband’s life. My private investigator just keeps bringing me photos.

The truth is, I can’t make sense of all of them, so I’m enlisting your help. Provide a caption for the photos below. The best captions will be selected as winners! And if there’s anything society likes more than people who can use their legs it’s winners.

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Rules: To participate, simply comment your photo captions on this post. You can caption for as many as you’d like. Be sure to include the photo number of the caption.

The funniest and wittiest will be chosen and winners declared soon. Check out past Photo Caption Contest winners here.