No immunity this week! There’s like only two peeps left and I don’t wanna play favorites like my parents did with my nonexistant sibling over me, those silly meanie-heads! And now it all comes down to the Jury! Who will they make me spend the rest of my life with?!
Will it be Mr. Bennet, my one time, like, arch nemesis, and evil paper salesman? The one I thought I would kill week one due to his evil treachery, but ended my stealing my glowing, insane heart? Will I end up being the groom in our future wedding?
Or will I be the blushing bride with Agent Hanson as the one wearing the tux?! She was once hot my trail of sexy killings, but seems to have left that behind! Maybe she still thinks I’m Isaac Mendez lol? Even if she does, I’m glad, because we’ve gotten, like, so close, she’s even let me use the siren in her FBI-mobile! OMG is was so fun!
So now Jury, it’s up to you! Send in those votes and decide the winner of Sylar’s Bachelor! I just have like, one question: why are the two finalists reformed Sylar killer/capturers?! If I was smarter I might be suspicious! Good thing I’m not!