OMG! You know when you get totally bored and have absolutely NOTHING to do? Well, that totally happeneded…or is it happened? Whatever. Anyway it totally happened or whatever.
But…*dramatic drum roll here* That was before I heard about Sylar’s Bachelor! I was totally like, Yay, a game show! It’ll be SO fun! So now I’m totally a contestant on Sylar’s Bachelor! Even though I’m only, like, 5 years old. Hmm…I THINK I’m 5. Or was it 9? Something like that. I always forget. There are more important things to remember…
Don’t I look totally awesome in that picture?? During Sylar’s Bachelor I am TOTALLY gonna stare at everyone like that! Hopefully it’ll, like, creep them out enough to make them not vote for me to eliminate me…or something. I’m not that good at coming up with evil plans…it’s never my job.
So anyway, I am TOTALLY excited to be on this show and hopefully I won’t forget to take my laxatives like summer camp last year! Heh, heh…let’s just say that was NOT a good summer…and the bathrooms at Camp You’ll-Wish-You-Were-at-Home will NEVER smell the same again… Heh….heh…
But anyway, mansions are SO much cooler than weird summer camps….Ooh, maybe I’ll get to ride in a limo!!
Anyway, I guess the only reason I’m competing…is because I was bored! And I’ve always dreamed of dating Johnny Depp, but I guess Sylar is the closest I’ll ever get. When he’s not trying to kill me he’s pretty cute…
I’m totally gonna win! Tee, hee! Molly OUT!! Heh! Heh!