So where does a bad girl find an equally bad guy? It would seem I have found the solution…
No I am not a clone, a skrull or from another dimension. Plainly, I am not Vampirella, I am in fact her twin sister…
Draculina!!!! and I have arrived!!!
Vampi gets the destiny, the life and well basically everything. While I am an outcast….
Despite the fact that it wasn’t me that turned all goody goody two shoes…
I have on many occasions tried to take her place, I have even dyed my hair black, to look more like her. (the only difference at birth between us was I am a blond)
The last time I took Vampirella’s place, our half brother and sister, Madek and Magdalene, thinking I was Vampi messed with my memories, thanks to that fool Vlad and I am sure Vampi and her brats had a good laugh. (btw I hate kids and if I win, then Sylar and I can have Vampi’s brats for supper and that Sayian half bred husband of hers for dessert.)
However let’s get back to the point, which is, that I remember now who I really am… Vlad wasn’t much of a boyfriend, despite the fact he has a little … shall we say saluting problem, he is also obsessed with Vampi which is why I knew it would never work, besides I despise him.
So I am on the market and as a former stripper from Vegas, I think I have a chance to win this…
As soon as I arrived I had to sign a legal paper that says I will not use my mesmeric stare to sway the votes or I will be dis-qualified… I can however use it for other reasons, just not to fix the game. Now where is the fun in that…
I take the time to invite the lawyer up to my room later for a ‘drink‘. (I’m sure Sylar won’t mind being one lawyer short especially if I leave him the brain.)
Look how pathetic the camera crews are wearing garlic and carrying holy water. Perhaps someone should tell them that I am not harmed by such things…
Well let’s see who is here… an X man loser and his dog… Looks like the loser is leaving and his Dog is competing…
“…….that it is completely inappropriate for a family friendly forum such as this…….” Mr clean’s imposter states
He is kidding right? Family friendly forum and they invite me, a former Vegas Stripper and Drakulonian Sex goddess?
Oh this is going to be too easy and way too boring…
“Vampi!” Oh my the dog speaks…
“Scott , that isn’t… I am sorry but you look exactly like…” The man on wheels states
I interrupt, “Vampirella? Yeah I am her twin sister, her evil twin sister…”
I move on and a blond walks in and looks around… I smell bacon… Trust me you work in Vegas long enough and You vampirize enough people, you get know the police type… By her stand I would say … FBI
There seems to be a bit of a scuffle over some luggage and some gun fire… not that I am interested,
So I wonder When do we get to me the host… I mean a brain eater and a blood sucker … What a combo!
Now where does someone get a nice glass of blood from around here, oh yeah the lawyer then later….
did I hear ‘Pillow Fight’?