I was able to get away from my cell to post this entry. It been a rough few days here. I am used to being the center of the whole world. Now I have to fight for attention with other ugly beings. I am used to having control of the TV. I miss blogging and talking to all my friends online. I miss Mommy the most.
I hate it here. I want to go home.
A typical day in prison goes like this:
Some hype active woman wakes me up early. If I try to bite her I get a time out so that’s out of the question. She act so happy like she just high on sugar high. She brings me my morning meal. This prison gives their prisoners some organic food. AKA some nasty food. I had tofu Turkey this morning. I wanted to throw up on the woman’s cotton shirt.
After my meal, the hyper active warden takes me for a walk. She brings me some room dressed as a garden. They have fake grass. It looks real because I tried to eat a piece and realized it not the real thing. I hear natures sounds but I think they come from a CD. In the middle of this “garden” is a water fountain. I like to spend most of my time in this fountain just to tick off the staff. When one of the wardens walk up to me, I like to accidentally splash them. It kinda fun.
Next is my brunch. Same organic food.
After brunch, I have my daily bath. This guy is not as good as my gal. First off, he like the honey soap. I think it organic soap. I hate to smell like I rolled around a bucket of honey. Second, He uses lukewarm water on me. He is very rough with rubbing soap on my soft fur. Finally, when he dries me, he brushes my fur so hard. I really want to bit him.
By the time I am done with him, I am ready for my daily massage. It feel so good. It the only bright spot in this prison. It seems to go by so quick.
Another dinner of organic food and a trip to the “garden”.
At the end of all this. They put me in my cell. They turn on a TV to some pet show with some stupid dog running around some retarded boy. I want to watch MY shows. I am missing all the good celebrity gossip. Who did New York pick on I Love New York? What going on American Idol and America’s Next Top Model? I am going crazy here. Please tell me what going on in this world right now?