What’s a Sylar? Why would somebody call himself Sylar? It sounds like the name of a watch! HAHAHAHAHA!!! People think Sylar is some super powerful serial killer, eating human brains, and stuff. I eat brain-eaters for breakfast, HAHAHAHAHA! I’m going to eat Sylar like barbeque chicken wings! I’m also going to dump ketchup and mustard on Sylar, he will make my stomach very happy.
Hiro said that he saw my dead body with my skull cut off and my brain missing in the future. That doesn’t matter to me, Sylar can’t touch me. I can use my karate skills to knock him out, he will be out cold in no time.
Sylar doesn’t scare me, Sylar is a n00b.
Look I’m going to make fun of Sylar! HAHAHA!
