Junior Senator form NY in Your Face
My Fellow Bloggers:
I blog befor
e you today a changed man. Hallelujah! I’m back on the straight and narrow and ready to make the world a better place. My hallucinations of bleeding to death are gone. Of course, I may be seeing God, if you can call Linderman god. Is that sacrilegious if it’s true?
Anyway, I digress… Where did I leave off? Oh yes, I was in on the brink of death, seconds away from oblivion; but I was saved by God for a greater purpose. I'm a little conflicted because I know I have a purpose in this world now; but at the same time, my feelings are a little hurt because I found out it was my little Petey who shot me. He did say he was sorry and all, so I guess I forgive him. It’s what God would want me to do. Besides Petey feels I have a second chance to be his hero again, which actually brings me to my other news…
Get this! I’m a congressman again. Yep, that’s me, Junior Senator for NY, Congressman Nathan Petrelli. Hallelujah! …Not only that, but Niki, the girl I got to know in a biblical sense a while back, she is going to be working under me.
I know. I know. The old me would have made several jokes about how she’s going to be under me again, but those days are gone. I’m a new man. I’ll no longer be sexing up the chicks. I’ll be praying for them instead.
Amen!
Shush, Linderman! You can’t talk while I’m speechifying.
Sorry about that folks. Linderman/god likes to jump in and grab a little glory sometimes.... but, In closing, I want to reassure you, my fellow bloggers, that I’m going to be a new and improved hero. I’m going to save the world again, but first, we must pray. Let’s all join virtual hands.
Dear Lord,
Thank you for bringing me back from the dead, and making me a Congressman again. Thank you for giving me a really hot ally, not that I notice that sort of thing anymore…and even though I don’t know why, I have a funny feeling I should thank you for not letting me win the Sylar’s bachelor contest.
Amen and signing off
Congressman Nathan Petrelli
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Nathan, I'll pray for you and with you. Tell Linderman to leave you alone.
ReplyDeleteI'd say I didn't shoot you, but you'd probably just respond "I know. Who are you?"
ReplyDeleteIT'S ME! IT'S PETER PETRELLI!!!
You think your little Petey is trouble now, just wait and see what happens when you're my age.
ReplyDeleteI always knew you'd survive somehow. Good job, Saint Nathan of the 7th District!
ReplyDeleteMy Dearest Nathan,
ReplyDeleteI will also pray for your soul. It's better you find God in Daniel Linderman than in Jack Daniel, if you know what I'm saying.
Who needs AA after all?
Mother
@ petrellilover: Thanks for your prayers.
ReplyDelete@ Peter...Who are you, and why are you claiming to be Peter
@ Bennet...too much information. LOL
@ anon...Thank you
@ Mom... I think your soul is in more danger than mine. I'm praying extra hard for you.
OMG Biodad! I'm like, super glad you're alive. Or I would be if I felt things still. Boo...
ReplyDeleteHey, Claire Bear. What have I told you about being on the Internets? I hope you used proper IP blockers. Speaking of Internet safety, email me. I have a delightful forward to send you, it's a picture of a kitty with a lime skin on its head, but your email isn't working. Did you change it and not tell me? Don't make me start spying on you again!
ReplyDeleteOMG Daddy, you are like so embarassing!
ReplyDeleteThanks Claire...I'm afraid my Petey from the future has been messing up a lot of things, but that's alright I plan on having a word of prayer with him soon.
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome.
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