May 30, 2008

Seven Secrets of HRG

I was recently tagged by Professor Xavier. Well, okay, it was a few months ago. But hey, I've been busy competing in (and winning) Sylar's Bachelor. Plus, I have to keep up my regular bagging and tagging.

Anyway, I was looking over this so-called meme, when I realized it could be a great tool for the tagging aspect of bagging and tagging. When someone fills this out, they are revealing information about themselves that could be exploited by certain paper companies.

The instructions:

List seven random things about yourself that people may not know. Link the person who sent this to you, and leave a comment on their blog so that their readers can visit yours.Post the rules on your blog. Tag 7 random people at the end of your post, linking their blog. Let each person know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.


So, here are my seven secrets (I wouldn't read these if I were you, Claire. And yes, that is an order).


  1. Before I was a paper salesman, I enjoyed a brief career as a self-employed bugle boy.

  2. I spend most of my free time bashing Yahoo in chat rooms. (They hate Catholics! They take money for search positions! They eat their young!)

  3. I was hoping Peter and Nathan would explode, especially Nathan. At least someone had the decency to shoot him.

  4. I actually wanted The Haitian to shoot me because I thought it might be fun being on the other side of a gun for a change. It wasn't.

  5. I once had a bad Slusho addiction.

  6. Sandra and I are kinda kinky.

  7. Very kinky.
And there we have it. My deep, dark secrets. And now it's time for me to find out yours. Whose? Well, let's consult my list:
  • West Rosen
  • Sylar
  • Angela Petrelli
  • Mr. Muggles
  • Adam Monroe
  • Elle Bishop
  • Molly Walker

5 patrons:

Professor Xavier said...

Those last two I could have done without knowing.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Funny, that duct tape job doesn't look like Sandra's handiwork.

Claire B said...

OMG... Daddy! I know I like hate this kind of thing... but could you get the Hatian to erase those last two? Wait... How old were you in that last picture... don't erase that one...

S. E said...

I'd pay money to find out the secret life of Mr. Muggles.

Anonymous said...

You'll have to forgive me. I've been in Barbados with my latest Cabana Boy. However, my dear Noah, I heed your request, and will respond to it post haste.

Regards,
Mrs. Angela Petrelli via Blackberry

PS: You and Sandra a pervy moo cows. Enjoy!

 
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