February 6, 2008

Son Pan: 1st Challenge

Arrgh! My dad is way too overprotective he had a fit when I went onto this show. " Well Dad I'm 18 and in college, so you can't tell me what to do anymore. And Neither can Grandma Chichi who I can hear fuming in the background."

“Now see here young lady ..." I hang up on grandma, I don't want to hear it. I've been waiting my whole life to stop hearing her screaming. I want a little advebnture is that so wrong? That and the other saiyans close to my age are both obsessed with Batman's kids.

I don't get it really. Come on they have no powers have psychological problems and live with caves. I'm a lot more fun, and would love to show either one of them. Now about this challenge well after seeing The Draculina show, and wiping the drool off my chin i got an idea for Sylar.

First I find my best looking dress, And I find their all like torn up. Dammit1 And someone bled on them , Well there's only one way to go then just go nude since all my clothes are %&^$^%d up.

I grab Draculina out of her room and make out with her for like ten minutes. The blood taste was a little gross, but the rest was pure heaven. Then I use my instant transmission and get Cyclops in here with me and make out with him Oh wow hee kisses bettter than I thought. I've like had a crush on him since like the Gaia evil thing. Now I'm old enough to make a move. But his mouth tasted weird. I can't place the taste. But "gross " comes to mind even worse than blood.
I wink at Sylar and Say “I’m up for anything. Well as long as it isn't a under a full moon. I kind of um turn into a giant gorilla. "

Why did I mention that? Stupid! Stupid! I walk out as sexily as possible but Outside I I can't get over my own dumbness I kick some pink sports car .. I think it's in orbit now sorry who’s ever it was. Hmmm I wonder If Draculina would like to to help me get over it? Not Cyke he has to brush his teeth first.

4 patrons:

  1. Is it just me, or is there a lot more nudity around this diner lately?

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  2. It's about time too, Bennet...and to think I was worried that I was pushing the envelope.

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  3. I hear that sucking your thumb gives you bad breath.

    That's just what I hear, you know.

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  4. We can play all night long Pan

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