February 26, 2008

Elimination: Love Stinks!

Well, guys, it's that time of the week again! No, not time to go on a murderous rampage, that's the other six days! I'm afraid today is a day of elimination!

So like, who will it be? The suspense is killing me! Oh wait, I know! Or do I? Hmm...I think I do! Monica, you are eliminated from the competition!



OMG another hot fantasy! One I really wish I could fulfill, but I can't take advantage of women who I seduce! I would never do such a thing, I'm above that! Right, Maya? Lol!

Anyways, Monica, you had one fatal flaw in this competition: you never baked me any brain-chip cookies! OMG, come on now! That woulda been the perfect bribery! But now all we have left is me fantasizing about eating your brain. And one day, when you're like, totally over me, I'll do it for real!

Anyways, read below, those remaining, for the next challenge!

Coffee ordered by Sylar at 6:45:00 AM

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