February 26, 2008

Challenge 4: Momma's Boy

My name is Sylar! And I'm daddy's little girl. My daddy and I would sing and dance! He'd tickle me and we'd giggle together! Then we'd fall to the floor and make watches happily.

But I'm also a momma's boy! My mommy would come in to school and scold the boys who teased me. She protected me! I love my mommy.

So, your challenge will be this! Have dinner with my mommy! She's the least decomposed of the two, after all! For you see, I killed her. Sometimes our bonding got a lil rough!



Anyways, I've pulled her corpse from the grave lol! Now she's sitting at the dining room table in my mansion, and you contestants will each have dinner with her one at a time! Cook, eat, be merry!


I've left this ouija board so you could totally talk to her! Win my mommy's approval, and you just may win the key to my heart!

2 patrons:

Mr. Bennet said...

Your mama!

Agent Hanson said...

What a nice lady. I guess it's unfortunate that you got all staby, huh?

 
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