February 10, 2008

Challenge 1 Winner!

OMG! I am so totally blushing right now. You guys (and girlies) were so captivating with your alluring and sensual first impressions!

It was, like, so hard to choose one of you! Like hair-care products...there's just so many that do wonders! But when it comes to my fine and sexy Sylar do, there's only one product for me....

He's suave and handsome, looks great in a suit.

Even better in boxers.

And surprisingly erotic in a dress.



Nathan Petrelli wins the Presidency!...oh, wait...I mean, immunity lolz. Even better! So here! Enjoy your brains and brain-filled chocolate token of immunity!



That means it's time to vote! Email in your votes, contestants. One of yous is going home, but not Nathan. You can't vote for that hunky double-talker.

Coffee ordered by Sylar at 4:20:00 PM

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  3. Well, I didn't even care to win immunity until I saw that. The next one's mine!
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  4. Let's face it SYlar, you just want to eat his brain.
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  5. Why am I not suprised that the pretty boy won?

    Aw, congrats, Petrelli.
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  6. I won? Yes! Thank you Sylar, my lovely, cross-dressing love interest, and now for my speach.

    My Fellow Americans I would like to accept this immunity with all the grace and dignity a man of my position can give you...

    Woo Hooo. Party in my pants, I mean my room...I'm eating the chocolate. Perhaps I can persuade a special someone to come snack on the tasty brains. (not my brains,the one's in the heart shaped box... naturally.)
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  7. woo! go nathan!
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  8. I suppose the ladies man deserves a hand. Nice work, Petrelli, making sexy out of awkward is a check in my book.
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