January 23, 2008

Tyra, Eat Your Heart Out

Hello Everyone. I just now was able to get my Blogger account back. I felt so violated knowing someone was on my account. I don't know who to blame, happy go lucky burger girl or her weird cousin with the techno-touch (I'd like to take a giga-bite out of him). It's like having someone sleep in my bed. I have my groove for my little fit body and next thing you know, there is a huge Linus lump in it. It just didn't feel right. I only now got back the nerve to post.

Other than my hacked Blogger account, life has been okay. It has been so warm here that I have been tanning outside a lot. Words cannot describe the feeling of the warm sun hitting my soft, shinny fur. I want a nice sun-bleached look to my fur. I try not stay in the sun too long, though. I don't want to burn my wonderful body! The fur is starting to get that California sun look.

Mummy wants to get me back into modeling. She got a whole wall of my modeling shots.
I miss being in front of the camera. Mummy thinks it's time again. She talked to Father about it. At first, he didn't seem too thrilled about the idea. He didn't want more attention on our family. Mummy was trying to tell him that it would be positive attention. She promised that only she would be present. She said maybe Linus might tag along but it will be her. She even told father that he doesn't have to go either to photo shots, press junkets, or dogs shows. I think that news won him over. Right now, Mummy is calling different agents in the phone book. She thinks I may need an agent to help get the word out about me coming out of retirement.

Well, I better get going. It's time for my daily sunning session.

- That's Mister Muggles to you!

3 patrons:

Adam Monroe said...

I envy you, my hair doesn't do the whole 'sun-bleached' thing...But maybe it's all in my head...is it? Is this all in my head?

Anonymous said...

hahaha....i love you muggles!!!!!

Heidi Petrelli said...

Mr.Muggles-do you still have tea with Mama Petrelli?

 
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