Reading is fun and educational

Hey guys, it’s me again, Lyle? Here I am at the local library. It sure is cold in here but that might be because it’s 3 in the morning and the librarian turned off the heat in an effort to drive me out in the open where she will try and kill me. That’s what happened last night, anyway. But don’t worry, it’s ok because I know Mom and Dad have better things to do and they wouldn’t just forget to pick me up for no good reason, right?

Anyway, as I sit here shivering from the cold, I’m looking at Primatech’s database, cause I kinda accidentally hacked into the mainframe or something? And, I don’t know, it’s pretty cool I guess. Most of the stuff I already know (even though my parents never talk about it with me) but did you know what the Company’s only weakness is? Cause I do.



I wonder if Dad will pay attention to me if I show him? Do you think he’ll be proud of me, or maybe give me a pat on the back or tell me he loves me or even let me have one of Claire’s old jackets she never wears? Probably not, considering no one ever listens to me, but I sure hope so…Especially since I’ve deleted all the files of his past assignments. Those reports are obviously false, my dad doesn’t shoot people.

Love, Lyle?