omg! omg! so much like happened! 1st of all i ran in2 a caveman n 4 once insted of using my brute brain eating strength i used my smarts! yes lol i do haf a lil bit of smarts! i like tipped off ugly fbi chick audrey that ted wuz in town. boy is she ugly lol. i knead 2 give her a makeover but i guess it doesnt help shes trying 2 foil me! so just cuz of that she gets 2 stay ugly lol!
newayz the caveman got captured n i went 2 go kill him in his lil truck. i totally flipped it over like a brain-chip pancake n found caveman in the back lol screaming like a lil sylar wen a doctor puts cold hands on his boobies!
“Who you? Me Ted! Me like fire! Me make fire!” the idiot sayd.
‘i no lol. ive come 2 take ur fire silly!’
i started 2 tear opn his skull.
“What you do? Ted hurt! You hurt Ted! Ted skull opens! Brain out!”
lol caveman made me laugh. 2 bad he had 2 die. i started 2 eat his brain!
“No! No eat Ted brain! Ted need think! Ted no speak without brain!”
caveman stopped talking. omg he wuz dead lol. o well. i had his pwr! i cud like blow things up! i went up 2 a hot rooftop 2 look kool n stuff as i tested out my pwrs. i wuz finlly ready 2 face petey n give him a better haircut. n eat his brain lol how cud i forget about that! n kill a few peeps w/ exploding of course lol.
‘boom lol’ i said w/ glee!