New Threat: Nerds!!

It is sad, but true! Nerds are the new threat to our existence!!! Just look at them with their provocative stances, their true strength disguised by their weak-looking exterior! They must be stopped!!!

I have access to all computers! If there is one thing I'm an expert on, it's nerds!! Every day, I see them and their online doings!!!

While the moral, kind-hearted and righteous people download pornography, the nerds bask in the glow of fantastical realms on their computer screen. It's as if they have no sex drive! And not only that, but the amount of time they spend playing these so-called computer games, I was able to calculate that they do not eat or make waste as often as normal people!!! They have an enormous and dangerous power! They can deny their instinctual desires and yield total control over their bodies!

Imagine such a beast in combat! It's unthinkable!!! We all suffer from "being human"! We have emotions, desires, needs!!! But nerds do not! They only have an insatiable desire to conquer, as is evidenced by the fact they do not take a pee break until a game is thoroughly defeated, every door unlocked, every secret revealed.

Such relentlessness must be stopped!! We must fight the nerds!! I'm calling for us all to fight back, at their own game!!!! Log on to an RPG and wreak havoc on their player-created creatures!!! If we beat them in their reality, then they can never beat us in ours!!!