April 24, 2007

bcuz i got hi!

omg after all my many adventures im back! itz been 2 long since my last visit n i missed all u guyz! newayz it wuz like time 2 finish the job w/ mohindy n petey! unfortuntly petey seemed 2 b a lil tough 2 kill but i think i got him w/ a nice shard of glass 2 the head lol! good thing i didnt haf 2 fight hand 2 hand i h8 that more then a nancy kerrigan h8s a tonya harding!

but stupid mohindy his treachery nos know bounds! 1st he he had cheating thoughts bhind my back w/ fatty then he tried 2 kill me! so i killed petey n wuz gonna feast on his brain but mohindy hit me w/ his stupid map that has no purpose other then foiling sylarz!



but luckly 4 me it seems liek mohindy still has hella feelings 4 me! we may haf a chance after all! he had me passed out on the grnd n he didnt kill me! i hope he took advantage of me ;) but i dont think he did hes 2 pristine n pure 4 that wich is wut i luv about him! but since he didnt kill me it must mean he still feels sumthing 4 me write? either that or hes just like totally useless n has no purpose in this plot lol. it may be the 2nd thing actually i dont think he liked that i tried 2 kill his papa :(

newayz i didnt get my list (their were prolly many hot boyz on it :( ) but i did get a address 2 that neo hippy latin lovah isaacs house yay! so i went there n totally found him there!

so long story short i got 2 eat sum speshal peep brian yay! i totally giggled as i brutally yet gracefully pulled open skull like a dainty bride opening up a can of tuna 4 her wedding meal dinner w/ a rusty canopener!!!

n now here i am eating his brian 4 dinner. i didnt get it a la mode liek i wanted but i guess it still ok! but his brian kind of tastes funie. oooo im feeling kinda weird hehe like wen i drank my 1st wine cooler but in a diff way! i wish i had sum britney spears 2 listen 2 i kinda feel like dancin n singing hehehe. brb im gon put sum music on...


omg im like sooooo hi! way hier then that time i smoked cat nip 2 try 2 get attn lol! i wanna liek filosophize n junk! so wut do u think is the matrix real? r we rly in the matrix? that wud be like soooo freaky omg! i mean mayb i am agent smith? i do liek killin peeps lol! mayb petey is the 1! i totally took him out im way bettr then agent smith! i liked him better as a elf newayz. elfs are hot espec wen played by orlando bloom omg hes so dreamy. lol look at me im rambling! i guess i better go im prty messed up! ill tty guys lata!

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Nathan Petrelli said...

If Mohinder has feelings for you, I wish he would commit himself to you. I didn't like the way he was stroking my brother's hair.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Why can't you use your powers for good? Remember, goodness and justice shall always prevail!

Svetlana Smith said...

I was SO CLOSE to having Mohinder in my arms! And then... I got Probed. (;_;)

Oh God, it was horrible. I might be Metro'd next. (;_;) THE HORROR!

~ Lana

 
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