omg ull never guess where im posting from!!! no its not mr glasses‘ses laptop 4 once. im back at burnt toast! thats right. i had to get away from mohindy. he is so clingy! so i used my super speed to leave him at the motel n come visit texas. yes its confirmed i have super speed. u have this reputable source and my blog to prove it! newayz i guess the fact that i have super speed makes my silly cross-country adventure useless. but thats ok i had time (and people) 2 kill!
so ive been sitting here sipping my coffee and eating sum waffles (finally! i didnt get them the 1st time i wuz 2 busy eating brains). newayz ive grown 2 respect this place 2 much so i dont wanna cause a scene. so im eating these waffles instead of brainz. luckily i always bring my own jar of brainz for situations such as this! so i sneakily took sum out and sprinkled them on my waffles. mmmmm good!
wen dun with my meal i walked into the back. thats write, where i killed that silly waitress! oh the memories! but while i wuz back there remembering good times a waitress came into the room. she looked at me n remembered me. she new i wuz in the diner that day that charlie died n thought i did it! i had 2 think fast. good thing i have such an arsenal of pwrs at my disposal!!!
so i used my power of super hearing to better hear her accusory accusations of accusing! that didnt rly accomplish nething lol.
so i breathed underwater @ her! that didnt do nething. in fact i cudnt breath! i wuz like an ariel (the lil mermaid) out of water xcept i didnt haf a prince 2 luv! newayz i decided 2 stop using that power wut good is being an ariel out of wtr w/o a prince??
luckily i had 1 more trick up my sleeve. i drank a normally fatal amt of alcohol‘ed her! hmm that didnt seem 2 werk! and now their were empty wine coolers evrywhere! wut a mess!
she wuz about 2 scream so i touched my finger 2 her lips! they totally liquified and melded 2gether. lol. omg that wud keep her quiet! hmmm but i cudnt reverse this pwr. whooops! the peeps here wud realize wut wuz wrong soon wen they saw a waitress w/ no lips! well i figured i might as well just kill her! i mean its just ONE brain itd be almost a crime not 2! so i did. n it wuz great. there were so many happy memories flowing thru my mind as i tore open her skull and feasted on her awsum brain! it wuz good. after that i went back 2 finish my meal n hear i am!
whoops! sum1s screaming! i guess they found her. ill be ending my post the same way i ended my first 1! running out of this place with brains all ovr my face! time 2 get myself back 2 mohindy! good thing i haf super speed i kin elude these peeps like wen i eluded mr glasses roadrunner style! toodles!
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