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omigod im back again
brothers sisters everybody sing
were gonna bring the flava show u how
ive gotta question for ya better answer now
am i original? yeah
am i the only 1? yeah
am i sexual? hellz yeah
am i everything u need u better rock ur body now

lol thats right im back! im outta of my cell! hurray! hurray! and now i feel just like part of the BSBs where before i wuz so left out!

see? but newayz i got mr glasses good with my hank trick and trapped him in my own cell and wuz finally out in the world again! the warm air felt sooo good on my skin i couldnt even believe it! i probably suffered a lot of skin damage in that filthy place!

but i got into a primatech uniform and wuz on my way to see claire-bear! omg it wud be sooo nice to see her! mmmm wuz i hungry 4 brainz and i could already feel hers in my belly!

but instead wen i got 2 her house i met some1 else i didnt expect to see! fellow burnt toast poster muggly-wuggly! and omg he is like SOOO cute. i couldnt eat his brain even though i wanted 2 and wuz really hungry 4 1. i could totally see me and him walkin down the runway 2gether omg!

i also met mr glasses’ses wife. she wuz a real hick! she wuz 1 over by my fake southern charm (girliness, ghetto-fab and now red-necktitude? wut iz goin on w/ me lol?!)

i got 2 throw her around a lil bit which wuz fun becuz she wuz very stupid and i hate stupid people! intelligence is one of humans best traits people! but then mr glasses broke in and he was a very very mad panda! he even shot me! good thing im so special that it doesnt hurt me so i ran away daintily.

and now im off to ny! dont worry, as u can see i still have my laptop so ill be posting more adventures here and on my blog. so stay tuned! and be sure to check out my myspace 2!

omigosh i finally get to go shopping yay!

  • Anonymous

    i got 2 throw her around a lil bit which wuz fun becuz she wuz very stupid and i hate stupid people! intelligence is one of humans best traits people!

    Wow Sylar, you really are amazing. *cracks up*

  • Sounds like somebody needs one of my patented bologna sandwiches!

  • I’ll take you shopping if you can help me stalk Mohinder!

    ~Lana

  • Mr. Bennet did look like one pretty pissed off panda!

  • fellow burnt toast poster muggly-wuggly! and omg he is like SOOO cute. i couldnt eat his brain even though i wanted 2 and wuz really hungry 4 1. i could totally see me and him walkin down the runway 2gether omg!

    I can’t belive you would even consider eating my brain. I would take you up on walking the runway.

  • im on my way 2 new york lana so ill be able to stalk and maybe even team up w/ mohinder while im there! so ill get the 411 on him and let u know. wut are girlfriends 4 (besides a good source of brains)?

  • I am suprised they allow you on the plane.

  • Sylar, you should check out the cute l’il pink muzzle I found for you to keep you from eating my brain. I’m putting pink sequins on it right now! ^_^

    ~Lana

  • Scared of that, man.

  • BOY YOU SHOULDN’T BE SCARED O’ NOTHIN’!!! YOU A HAWKINS-SANDERS! WE KICK ASS!!!

  • Toughen up, you little weenie.

  • Toughen up, you little weenie.
    Yea! what she said lol

  • I can’t help but wonder if the brain of someone who gets migraines tastes any different. I’m morbidly curious about that. Never eaten even so much as monkey brains, myself, though. I suppose this is what comes of reading Poe and Lovecraft…

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