Another one bites the dust.
I just can’t manage to keep the men in my family alive. As much as I try, inevitably all of them are in for a dirt nap. It’s only a matter of time before the….
College, Roommates and Conspiracies
Hey everyone! So remember how I tried to start a new life and everything a while ago? And how it didn’t work out so well? Well guess what? I decided that I’m going to try….
Prakman: Lsoing Cnotrol
“Mabye yuo shuold try teh colset,” teh evil mnid-dewller siad. “Ho, adn yuo mihgt wnat to dcuk.” Gnusohts balsted thruogh teh colset door. I braely dogded tehm. Teh cuplrit setpped uot adn I siad, “Dorp….
The Cheerful Expression of a Task Accomplished in Good Form
Is it human nature to conquer, to win some prize, even one of no monetary value, a prize of pure recognition for the very act of winning? It often seems that no matter the challenge,….
New Traveling Companions?
As you likely know after Claude’s last post, we didn’t get to stay in the UK thanks to those soldiers in black. They showed up and nabbed Claude and Lee, and they got me as….
Youthful Experimentation
I went to college, too, you know. And if there’s one thing I remember it’s that college is a place for experimenting. I’m reminded of my good friend Melvin, and the nights we used to….
I have issues.
Don’t we all, but of course. But since they are MY issues, I find them to be more important than anyone else’s issues. However, at this time I would like to offer you some sage….
Tracy’s Top Three
Friends, Americans, admirers, I have returned! Yes, at long last love, your cold angel of beauty is back to shine the icy glow of her radiance upon your pitiful, unglamorous lives. I am so, so….
Photo Caption Contest: Spying Heidi
You remember me, yes? Please, tell me you do. It’s an utter nightmare, my life. Thank God I’m no longer a paraplegic, thanks to Nathan’s connections. But thanks to Nathan’s connections, I was a made….
I Should Have Worn Tights.
As most of you know by now, I am Rebel, super hero to all of those that were trapped in Building 26 or getting there. You would think that finally living out my dream of….