Stepford, Virginia

Sorority girls are evil. I know what you’re thinking, really. I don’t trust popular girls because they’re bitches. But, I’m telling you, they’re evil. This chick, Becky Taylor? I think she’s the ringleader. Just look….

An Undead Problem

As he wrote in his last post, Claude had found us, what seemed like a great place to set up shop while trying to find the Carnival. The trouble was there was a major drawback…..

The Case of the Missing Carnival

We all have deep dark secrets hidden away in the closet along with numerous skeletons, some real and some metaphorical. Lydia has a daughter and a questionable lifestyle choice of being a vegetarian. Samuel secretly….

Argumentum ad Ignorantiam

It has been posited to me on several occasions that I, a professor of profundity, have ceased to exist. “Where’s Dr. Suresh,” the curious coeds at the university where I thought often inquire. My answer….

The Great Photocopy Caper

today i get many phone call for dial-a-hero. many many phone call. tadashi-san keep calling and saying that he going to jump from roof because he get fired for photocopying butt. i try to help….

I Quit

For all who will remember, this is the creep who used to be my boss. Now, of course, yours truly managed to rid her beautiful self of him by transferring to the political team of….

Filling a Void

“But if I can’t shoot people,” I thought out loud, “how can I be happy? I realized that the world was missing something. There just wasn’t enough good in the world, and perhaps part of….

The Invisible Man Has a Plan

I’m not exactly a people person but going solo just hasn’t been workin’ that well, lately. As I’d said in my last post, I’d had a small group, after bein’ solo for 7 years, but….

For the Love of Salad

Hello, it’s Edgar again, the resident Carnie Hit man who has the moves of a Sith Lord and the sword wielding skills of Snake Eyes. There are rules at the carnival, and one of them….

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