Agent Audrey Hanson, Checking the FBI Files

tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-50530638747405971.post-51344068227085544372008-04-02T23:14:00.006-06:002008-04-02T23:28:53.172-06:002008-04-02T23:28:53.172-06:00Agent Audrey Hanson, Checking the FBI Files<a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_A5CINA_1Jao/R_Rn_ZFLEbI/AAAAAAAAAJk/tIXkCwM0akA/s1600-h/nathan.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184883409772286386" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_A5CINA_1Jao/R_Rn_ZFLEbI/AAAAAAAAAJk/tIXkCwM0akA/s320/nathan.jpg" border="0" /></a> Nathan Petrelli Powers: Flight Drawbacks: I’m not sure if this is related to his powers or not, but Petrelli’s a bit of a jerk to the ladies. I don’t want to be a jerk to the ladies. <a href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_A5CINA_1Jao/R_RoS5FLEeI/AAAAAAAAAJ8/MHqUnF3SYj0/s1600-h/West.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184883744779735522" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_A5CINA_1Jao/R_RoS5FLEeI/AAAAAAAAAJ8/MHqUnF3SYj0/s320/West.jpg" border="0" /></a> West Rosen Powers: Flight Drawbacks: Maybe it’s the power of flight, but he’s not that great with the women either. Hey West, here’s a clue: Hanging outside of someone’s window isn’t the best way to get them to like you. <a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_A5CINA_1Jao/R_Rn_ZFLEaI/AAAAAAAAAJc/c_s1mX6wxXQ/s1600-h/cyclops.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184883409772286370" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_A5CINA_1Jao/R_Rn_ZFLEaI/AAAAAAAAAJc/c_s1mX6wxXQ/s320/cyclops.jpg" border="0" /></a> Cyclops Powers: Optic blasts, ability to function normally with a metal rod up his butt. Drawbacks: The optic blasts are uncontrollable and I would have to wear those lame glasses all the time. Additionally, Cyclops is kind of like a kicked dog, I would feel really bad if I put him down. <a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_A5CINA_1Jao/R_Rn_ZFLEZI/AAAAAAAAAJU/f49UBl9BcCw/s1600-h/Adam_Monroe.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184883409772286354" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_A5CINA_1Jao/R_Rn_ZFLEZI/AAAAAAAAAJU/f49UBl9BcCw/s320/Adam_Monroe.jpg" border="0" /></a> Adam Monroe Powers: Rapid cell regeneration Drawbacks: Though the idea of virtual immortality does have its appeal, I don’t think I could stand living all those years, plotting revenge against anyone and everyone who did me wrong one little way or another. Hey jerk, you cut me off in the line at the supermarket, in 500 years I will kill your father! <a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_A5CINA_1Jao/R_RoTJFLEgI/AAAAAAAAAKM/GFbpgohDfIQ/s1600-h/spidey.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184883749074702850" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_A5CINA_1Jao/R_RoTJFLEgI/AAAAAAAAAKM/GFbpgohDfIQ/s320/spidey.jpg" border="0" /></a> Spider-Man Powers: Proportionate strength, speed, and agility of a spider. Drawbacks: A spider? Ick. <a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_A5CINA_1Jao/R_RoTJFLEhI/AAAAAAAAAKU/GkeHYv5dDD4/s1600-h/supey.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184883749074702866" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_A5CINA_1Jao/R_RoTJFLEhI/AAAAAAAAAKU/GkeHYv5dDD4/s320/supey.jpg" border="0" /></a> Superman Powers: Flight, strength, invulnerability, heat vision, super breath, super ventriloquism, etc. etc. Drawbacks: I don’t think I could kill him to get his powers. Yeah, sure there’s Kryptonite and all, but if the world’s greatest evil minds can’t do it, what chance do I have? <a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_A5CINA_1Jao/R_Rn_pFLEcI/AAAAAAAAAJs/pHJXCYHTSgU/s1600-h/petey.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184883414067253698" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_A5CINA_1Jao/R_Rn_pFLEcI/AAAAAAAAAJs/pHJXCYHTSgU/s320/petey.jpg" border="0" /></a> Peter Petrelli Powers: Ability to duplicate the powers of others. Drawbacks: That flippy thing with his hair. What the heck is with that anyway? <a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_A5CINA_1Jao/R7bWpXw8vTI/AAAAAAAAAE8/Ye5NeoKVMzI/s320/noah.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_A5CINA_1Jao/R7bWpXw8vTI/AAAAAAAAAE8/Ye5NeoKVMzI/s320/noah.jpg" border="0" /></a> Noah Bennet Powers: Selling paper Drawbacks: Sure, killing my last rival would be a sure way to win the competition and would undoubtedly gain the admiration of Sylar, but do I really want his power over paper? I tell you, we’ve all heard him go on and on and on about pulp and watermarks and card stock and colors from yellow canary to periwinkle and the Kraft process and if I had that power, I think I’d just kill myself. <a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_A5CINA_1Jao/R_RoTJFLEfI/AAAAAAAAAKE/YsDdSmMs98Y/s1600-h/samberg.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184883749074702834" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_A5CINA_1Jao/R_RoTJFLEfI/AAAAAAAAAKE/YsDdSmMs98Y/s320/samberg.jpg" border="0" /></a> Andy Samberg Powers: To make me laugh Drawbacks: The world needs laughter, I just couldn’t kill you Andy Samberg with your boyish charms and your ruffled hair and your roguish grin. Make ‘em laugh Andy, make the whole world laugh! <a href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_A5CINA_1Jao/R_Rn_5FLEdI/AAAAAAAAAJ0/JfUmcvpJkMU/s1600-h/popeye.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184883418362221010" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_A5CINA_1Jao/R_Rn_5FLEdI/AAAAAAAAAJ0/JfUmcvpJkMU/s320/popeye.jpg" border="0" /></a> Popeye Powers: Increased strength and stamina from the consumption of spinach. Drawbacks: Spinach? I don’t think so. Plus, isn’t Popeye a cartoon? Can you kill a cartoon? None of these possibilities are what I need. It looks like I’m going to have to look deeper into the federal database to find my target.Agent Hansonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04625769285868277258noreply@blogger.com