tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-50530638747405971.post-47762632411167164572008-04-26T11:55:00.000-06:002008-04-26T08:40:49.912-06:00Bieng snigle now has been graet. Btu I hvaen't had a cahnce to raelly ejnoy it, waht wiht all teh wolrd-svaing I do.<br /><br />Mhoinder wsa agianst me dtaing. He siad I shuold hlod uot for Jnaice. Btu I tihnk he raelly jsut wnats me fro himslef. He's a jaeluos parnet.<br /><br />Smoe of yuo may hvae ntoiced taht I hvae dylesxai. I'm aslo a bit on teh haevy side. Tihs has awlays mdae it hrad fro me to meet grils. Tehy dno't wnat a huksy retrad. Ecxept fro Jnaice. Seh loved me fro woh I am.<br /><br />Btu seh's gnoe now. I hda to mvoe on. So, I called Jnaice to get dtaing avdice.<br /><br />"Why wuold I hlep yuo pikc up women?" she aksed.<br /><br />"I'm lonley, ho so lonley," I repleid, plyaing no her haert stirngs. <br /><br />Fnially seh caved. She sgugetsed taht I tyr using Mloly to meet grils. "Tehy lvoe a flamiy man," she siad.<br /><br />So, I derssed up nicley and haeded out on teh twon whit my apodted duahgter. <br /><br />"Slime at teh pretty ladeis, Mloly" I tlod her.<br /><br />"Gha! I'm nto Mloly. Spot tuoching me. I wnat to go hmoe."<br /><br />Tehn, I ntoiced an atraratcive flemae looking my way. I aslo ntoiced taht tihs little gril I bourght whit me wsan't Mloly. "Waht's yuor name?" I aksed.<br /><br />"Sammi! Lte me go!"<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_D1TU3iAUxJQ/SApRUZvyQgI/AAAAAAAAAAM/e0ldRZbn7Kc/s1600-h/withmolly.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_D1TU3iAUxJQ/SApRUZvyQgI/AAAAAAAAAAM/e0ldRZbn7Kc/s400/withmolly.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5191050931448463874" /></a>Teh atraratcive flemae was aporapching. I hdan't time to fnid Mloly. Sammi wuold hvae to do. "Slime adn be ncie adn I'll buy yuo ice craem."<br /><br />"KO!"<br /><br />As teh lady wakled up to me, I piotned at Sammi and siad, "Hye, look. Tihs is my kid. Yep, I'm a flamiy man, a flamiy man all teh way. Lvoe me teh kids, yep. So much fnu, chlidern. I'm snigle too, by teh way. Wnat to dtae me? Plaese, dtae me! Plaese!"<br /><br />Teh lady garbbed Sammi by teh hnad. "Cmoe no, sweety. Lte's get away form teh creepy man."<br /><br />"Btu Mom!" seh wihned, "he pormised me ice craem."<br /><br />She tehn hit me whit her pruse. "Ncie one, sikco! Rael ogirnal. Saty away form my duahgter!"Det. Matt Parkmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09683140151518418558noreply@blogger.com