tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-50530638747405971.post-28146473554413070802007-02-28T11:48:00.000-06:002007-02-28T13:20:05.872-06:002007-02-28T13:20:05.872-06:00It seems that Mr. Bennet, <a href="http://hornrimmedglasses.blogspot.com">Horn Rimmed Glasses</a>, has neglected to arrive here at the Diner. One would speculate what reason could have possibly made such a paper enthusiast forget this grand event. Perhaps it was destiny that discarded the memory from his very mind. Or maybe he overslept.<br /><br />Nonetheless, I am here, and being by far the most intellectual patron at Burnt Toast, with the possible exception of <a href="http://mrmuggle.blogspot.com">one</a>, it appears to be my duty to "get this party started". Such crude terminology, yet the Chef of this establishment insisted upon it.<br /><br />Here they are, the Burnt Toast Diner's Greatest Hits:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.burnttoastdiner.com/2007/02/omigod-hes-back-again.html">OMIGOD HES BACK AGAIN!!!</a> by <a href="http://sexysylar.blogspot.com">Zane Taylor</a>.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.burnttoastdiner.com/2007/02/ignorant-residents-of-cyberville-who.html">The Ignorant Residents of Cyberville Who Maintain an Aura of Retardation</a> by <a href="http://destinyofman.blogspot.com">Yours Truly</a>.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.burnttoastdiner.com/2007/02/what-is-love.html">What is Love?</a> by <a href="http://holypan.blogspot.com">My Dreaded Destiny of Lard</a>.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.burnttoastdiner.com/2007/01/waffles-make-pain-go-away.html">Waffles Make the Pain Go Away</a> by <a href="http://hornrimmedglasses.blogspot.com">Mr. Bennet</a>.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.burnttoastdiner.com/2007/02/sorcery-of-rice-cookers_08.html">Sorcery of Rice Cookers</a> by <a href="http://dl-phases.blogspot.com">D.L.</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.burnttoastdiner.com/2007/02/stupid-people.html">Stupid People</a> by <a href="http://mrmuggle.blogspot.com">Mr. Muggles</a>.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.burnttoastdiner.com/2007/01/tongue-typin.html">Tongue Typin'</a> by <a href="http://www2.blogger.com/profile/10114207373861049570">Niki</a>.<br /><br />And there you have it! Now stick around for free waffles and coffee (Actually priced far above free). Mingle to your heart's content with the various patrons and enjoy a day of relaxation and caffeination, hopefully void of retardation.Mohinder Sureshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04574926120962613449noreply@blogger.com2