tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-50530638747405971.post-1693574482444488892007-10-14T11:34:00.000-06:002007-10-14T11:03:07.061-06:002007-10-14T11:03:07.061-06:00<div><a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_V3iYnm7yizg/RxDYI0Im2zI/AAAAAAAAABk/Wwmi9P0xc7g/s1600-h/normal_585.jpg"></a> First off, I just want to say one thing:<br /><a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_V3iYnm7yizg/RxDX6kIm2yI/AAAAAAAAABc/TRwQ51UDMdQ/s1600-h/normal_585.jpg"></a><br /></div><br /><p><a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_V3iYnm7yizg/RxDYI0Im2zI/AAAAAAAAABk/Wwmi9P0xc7g/s1600-h/normal_585.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5120830422265551666" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_V3iYnm7yizg/RxDYI0Im2zI/AAAAAAAAABk/Wwmi9P0xc7g/s320/normal_585.jpg" border="0" /></a> Oh. Hell. YES!</p><br /><p>Anyway, you may say, 'So, West, now that you managed to hook up with Claire, you must not need to create Mecha Claire anymore, huh?'</p><br /><p>To which I respond, 'Silly robot, I need Mecha Claire now more than ever!'</p><br /><p>You see, something that came up in conversation has given me a real purpose for Mecha Claire: We must stop the man in the horn-rimmed glasses who abducted me all those years ago, or else people like me and my precious Claire will never be able to live freely out in the open!</p><br /><p>With renewed vigor for my quest, blood hot with lust and vengeance, I returned to my Claire Shrine. (I had stolen a few strands of her hair during our date on the beach to add to the Mecha Claire Project.) However, something was setting my progress back. I couldn't get the DNA samples to clone properly and the mechanical frame didn't fit right.</p><br /><p>Discouraged, I flew off to think. Nothing came to mind until I hit the special pocket of the troposphere that smelled like pizza. <em>Aha!</em> I thought.</p><br /><p>I glided home to make a snack of waffle-crust pizza. <em>This is the best idea I've ever had.</em></p><br /><p>A revelation came to me: If I want to complete Mecha Claire, I must be willing to embrace the alien mindset that drove me to create the waffle-pizza hybrid, and abandon any thoughts that aren't novel. Only then will Mecha Claire be complete.</p><br /><p>Now, if only I can find someone knowledgeable about voodoo.<br /></p><br /><div><br /></div>Westhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05183103128403640972noreply@blogger.com