Fired Some Kid

You may have heard recently that I'm hosting my own reality show. I'm sure the promos have been playing all over NBC.

We're a week into The Company Apprentice and already things are getting interesting.

The first task had the teams coming up with team names, team logos, celebrity endorsements and more. Both did an admirable job, but Team Two, who picked the name Team One, had a couple of no shows.

Mr. Muggles apparently got lost in traffic on his way to get a celebrity endorsement. Or something. The cameras weren't on him at the time, so I suspect a drunken-excursion with Lindsay Lohan that ended with a bang under a bridge in Central Park.

The project manager, or El Jefe, for the losing team was Professor Charles Xavier. You may know him as the pedophile, I mean, professor, that runs a school for gifted children. He's also bald and crippled, impossible to miss (said the taxi driver that crippled him).

Then there was some random kid. Nobody knows who is, but he and Claire would argue all the time. He has no special abilities. He's really uninteresting.


So, those were my three choices. Part of me wanted to fire them all. Part of me wanted to fire the Australian on the winning team.

But only one could hear those words....

"You're Fired!"