Sleepless in Location Withheld
I suppose I
ought to bring the new folks up to speed. My name is Tarot and I read tarot cards as well as having strange dreams and visions. I used to be a nurse but after foreseeing some winning lottery numbers (and buying a ticket with said numbers) I was able to retire. I wound up dodging Primatech for a while before going to New York to look for Claude. Then I was watching Claude's pigeons for a while. When Claude and I finally met, we soon thereafter left New York to find someplace safe away from Primatech. We found a few casinos and more money. Things got weird when Claude hadda leave to go to a funeral and didn't get much more normal when he got back. In fact my memories of what happened are really fuzzy and I don't recall all the entries I made at that time. When things got "normal" or what passes for it, I was hungover at a Christmas party. And that was last year and here it is almost a year later!
So here I am. I'm still alive, though I won't say where. I've got more than the Company to worry about, and it's not just our brain
munching/stealing fashion plate I have to contend with now either. Some really bad people have escaped from level 5 at the Company, dangerous folks. I could tell you of the nightmares I've had of what they might do or things I've seen in my cards but then you'd never sleep again. Which is where I'm at, sleepless. I ought to buy stock in either Dunkin Donuts or Starbucks as I seem to frequent both locations for coffee. I find it's great for staying awake.
I know what you're thinking. Not in a Parkmany sort of way but you've likely seen the same ads I have. You're likely saying "Why not drink Red Bull, it gives you wings?" What they neglect to tell you is that a harp and halo come with those wings and I kinda like living. Granted I'd probably still hang around as a ghost but I think Claude might ignore me even more than he does now. On the plus side I will tell you that both Claude and I are OK, though he's not around much. I suppose that's to be expected, after all, disappearing is his gift.
I suppose I should get some sleep. I think I read somewhere that not sleeping and dreaming makes you go crazy and see things, but how much crazier can I get? I already see stuff. The last time I dozed off I dreamt I was flying. No it wasn't fun! I'm terrified of heights and I had several instances in the dream where I almost crashed. I woke up screaming and I think I annoyed Claude. Oh, that's another thing I didn't mention though you've probably figured it out: I'm smitten with Claude.


were the lotto numbers 4 8 15 16 23 and 42?
ReplyDeleteI've forgotten. It was like 2 years ago and it gave me a migraine and a nosebleed.
ReplyDeleteCan you predict how long i'll be able to stay away from smexing up Tracey?
ReplyDeleteI don't even need my cards for that! Have fun. :)
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