March 25, 2008

Elimination: You're A Wimp!

Well it's time to say goodbye to another of you! These are like, the saddest moments of this totally awesome competition. It's like not making the cheerleading team all over again! And then getting my pigtails pulled! And then being called Gabriel GAY! And then it feeling good when I burned the school down with the teasers inside. And then feeling sad again because they had teased me!

Anyways, I think it's like, obvious who's gone this time! It's the wimpy one, the one who couldn't defend my sexy honor if needed! West, you're eliminated from the competition!

OMG, he went down in flames! I'm not gonna lie, West is like, totally hot. I could like, melt cardboard on his hot body lol. But I like manly men! Men who can lift a car over their heads! Men like Nikki Sanders!

So, I'm totally sorry to say goodbye, West. But let's face it. You would have totally being with you would have been just one more law that I'd be breaking, and I think I prolly break enough as it is lol. So goodbye, hot flyboy! Goodbye, and come look me up in another two years after training with Richard Simmons!

Anyways, now that the sadness is over, we can get back to the fun! Read below, final three, for the second to last challenge!

6 patrons:

Mr. Bennet said...

Aw, my little prodigy. Guess you'll never aspire to be a great bag and tagger like me.

Adam Monroe said...

I knew it! I'm still bitter that he made it farther than me, though...

Cyclops said...

West? Gone? *sniff* There was so much I wanted to teach him.

Maya Herrera said...

Don't be sad Mr. Adam. You made it father than I.

Anonymous said...

fly like an eagle West cuz i still love you!

Adam Monroe said...

Oh, Maya. Always there to comfort in the darkest of times.

 
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