This chick sure has a deep voice

Professor Xavier said he wanted me to come in this reality game show to broaden my horizons and let me in get in touch with the plain old human beings. He's a afraid that as a leader in the Homo Superior community, I might lose touch with the ordinary people that we are fighting so hard to protect. He also said something about finding the inner me.

Anyway, the first challenge was to spend some alone time with the bachelorette we are all trying to woo. I noticed that some of the contestants are girls. I guess this Sylar chick swings both ways. Kind of an odd name for a girl, now that I'm thinking about it. Sylar. Then again, I've met plenty of babes with odd names. Polaris. Blink. Psylocke.




I walked into Sylar's meeting room and I have to
say, I was pretty impressed. She was a knock out!
I let a long whistle while shaking my right hand in
an exagerated way. Chicks love it when you let
them know you think they're hot.











I was glad I had decided to wear my Astonishing X-Men uniform. It really does the best job of showing off my package. Figure I might as well go ahead an impress her right now.

Doing my best manly strut, I walked over to Sylar and bent over to kiss her cheek. I couldn't help but notice her perfume. Smelled kind of like Brute aftershave. She took my hand in hers. The girl has got quite a grip. I like that in a lady.

Anyway, I told her about how great I am - all the times I've saved the world and stuff like that. I could tell she was impressed. She told me not to unpack. Obviously she was going to get a maid to do it for me or something. If she's going to give me the extra-special treatment then I have this contest in the bag.