February 3, 2008

Sylar's Bachelor Contestant: Monica Dawson



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Hi ya'll

Oh my god, I can't believe I am here. I always thought Sylar was hot and then when I heard about his show, I just had to apply. My BFF thought I was crazy like usual. I told her that it would be a fun way to find love. I tired to get her to try out with me but she chickened out. Let's see what happens when I win, I bet she will change her tune. Also, I need a break from the Big Easy. Just too much drama. I am ready for some fun. I think Sylar going to love me. I can mimic ANY physical actions. I can cook, sew awesome dresses, dance, style hair, and do some other stuff that could blow his mind. I am sure I could kick all these girls (and guys) butt's. We would be prefect together.

Once I got the the mansion, I could not believe how big it was. It was bigger than my house. I have never seen any so beautiful in my life. I have to give him credit, He has wonderful taste. Inside of it was just mind blowing. I have never seen real marble before. I have seen the fake ones at Pimp B's Gold Shop. I didn't want act like a back ward hick and bend over and touch it. But I could not help it. Things just got better in the house. When I found my room, I was floored:

I have never seen a bed that big in my life. The colors are just wonderful. From my window, I can get a good view of the pool and hot tub. I wonder if I have to share it with the other gals? I sat my bag by this huge oak dresser. Inside one of my bag is a batch of cookies I made for everyone. Mama taught me that I need to be a good guest and always bring a gift for everyone. I hope they like my Shoe Cookies.
I saw some woman make them on the Food Network. I am off downstairs with my cookies for all the girls (and guys too.) Hope they like them.

7 patrons:

  1. Sylar seems to be a huge hit among little girls.

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  2. A... a cookie? For me? For wretched unworthy me? A lovely hand made shoe shaped cookie for my despicable self to enjoy? OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! HOW CAN I TAKE SUCH AN AMAZING GIFT?!!! I'M SOOOO SOOOORRRRYYYY!!!!!

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  3. aaahhhh!!! pedophilia!!!

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  4. no thanks

    but I wouldn't mind taking a bite out of you

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  5. I don't know who you are or where you come from, but I sure like your shoe cookies.

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  6. Your cookies were good. Too bad I'll have to electrocute you later.

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