Immunity: A Sexy Seduction!
Hey contestants! You guys all did like, totally awesome! I am impressed at all of your hot abilities 'n it gives me a real hard choice!
But what it all comes down to is the like, giggle factor! 'N all of you definitely made me giggle, but one of you made me giggle like...something that totally giggles a lot: a dolphin!
And so, I give the honor of immunity to...my former nemesis, crush, and BFF, Mr. Glasses, also known by some as Bennet if you don't know my sweet pet name for him!
Anyways! Mr. Glasses, your seducing of a total hero of mine, not to mention your awesome murdering of peeps(that like, totally turns me on), and your destruction of things that totally make people fat and icky gives you the honor not being eliminated or something! I think that's good, right?
So, anyways! I know this has been posted early, but I'm gonna be a bit busy, so go ahead 'n start sendin' your votes to me! Who would you like eliminated?! Remember, Mr. Bennet's not goin' anywhere! Good luck everyone! Toodles!
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Crap! Wait...that's me! I'm Mr. Glasses! In your face, Molly!
ReplyDeleteI knew I should have blown up a McDonalds!
ReplyDeleteAnd there I was at a In and Out with my LAW rocket thinking "Should I...?" Of course I thought no.
ReplyDeleteMaybe next time.
Good job, HRG! After reading your post, I knew that I have to step up my A-game.
ReplyDeleteBut I have to ask: how many junior high school kids' lives did you ruin with your little stunt, huh?
Mark my words, even if you strike me down a thousand more young men will take my place in order to exact revenge!
I smell something fishy...oh wait, let me wash my face...Yes there is something suspicious going on here.
ReplyDeleteI don't really get it, but go Dad!
ReplyDeleteCongrats Bennett.
ReplyDeleteCompared to your amazing post mine was trash. Please, spit on me.
ReplyDeleteWest: Don't worry, you'll get there. Consider getting some eye-wear. Oh, and sometimes lives must be ruined to trim the fat of the world.
ReplyDeleteLyle: Do I know you from somewhere?
Maya: Consider yourself spat on...but just don't tell Sandra.
You mean the square guy won? Rats!
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