December 1, 2007

A Gray Hair

I was in the Primatech Paper Facility with Peter, explaining how things worked 3 floors down, when all of a sudden I felt a tug at the back of my mind…as though something was happening, somewhere in time, that was affecting me profoundly. Here’s a picture…

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Now let's take a closer look:

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There it is! A gray hair, an aberration of nature! My very mortality, taunting me from my follicular glands!!

No. Must stay calm. It is a mere anomaly, it can’t be a sign of age…because if it was, next would come wrinkles…and age spots…and oh, God…my hair…

I’m afraid this new development is putting me in a bad mood, a very bad mood indeed. I am practically at the edge of hysterics, which does not happen often these days, I assure you. How am I supposed to rule save humankind with a gray hair in my head? Must go pluck. Must go dye. But what if it just grows back? Oh, the wretched humanity of it all…it’s all come to this…

It's tragedies like these that make me want to destroy fix the world and all its imperfections. That's why I'm looking for this:

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It's called strain 138. It's a cure, so if you see it, release it immediately. You can just drop it, I think that'll do the trick. While you're at it, if you happen to see something that looks like this:

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It's a deadly virus and you should destroy it without wasting another minute! This is important. This is my decree.

God complex? What god complex? I have to go. Dissidents to tie up, strains to release, hair to dye, and all that. I'll let you know how it goes here.

Catch you later...

Now where can a guy find a damn bathroom around here??

11 patrons:

Mr. Butler said...

Being old isn't that bad. It sure beats having to listen to modern music. Have you heard some of that crap?

Heidi Petrelli said...

Listen,
I can get you an appointment with Lucio and you never have to worry about a gray hair-EVER!
Stay away from the vial of poison cause a touch of another poison(Botox) and you never have to worry about wrinkles.
Plus, you don't have to kill or sneak around!

Adam Monroe said...

I personally despise rap.

Thanks for the offer, Heidi. I may pay a visit to this Lucio...or I may take out my frustration in the form of a global pandemic.

Adam Monroe said...

I mean, a humanitarian cause.

Anonymous said...

adam, your the besT!

Mr. Muggles said...

What floor are you one? I know of at least 5 bathrooms. Don't go to the main one thought. The common people use them. The one next to Thompson's former office is real nice.

Damon Dawson said...

Oy! Keep that virus stuff away from my dreads, you old fogey! I gots money to make, knamsayin'?

Nathan Petrelli: Back in the Saddle said...

You know..you really know how to think outside the box. if you weren't leading my baby bro down the road of evil, I would befriend you.

Sylar said...

I have the same fears! My sexiness is my life! Luckily, I know good hair dyes to use. A real lady (or brain-eating cereal killer in this case, lol) never reveals her secrets! Er wait, I just did. Lol!

Heidi Petrelli said...

Sylar-I saw you shooting up in the alley. You take growth hormones,don't you?

Elle said...

Oh god you are still alive? You're like a freakin' cockroach.

 
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