December 13, 2007

Ever have one of those days




You ever have one of those days where you wish you'd stayed in bed? I wasn't allowed to. I think that kid Hiro's been mucking about, either that or Poodle who copied his power has. I woke up this morning with a nasty hangover and saw myself looking at me. And the other!me was wearing my good suit, too. I was going to ask him where he/I/we'd left it but I didn't get the chance to ask it



What the Bloody Hell is going on?








Good question, but you should know that shouting isn't good for us in the morning, mate.





What is going on, Tarot?







I dunno where she went, but just tell me we don't get the bloody virus.






What virus?








The one that takes your-our power away and kills us. You can still go invisible, right? Because I can't.






What do you mean you can't go invisible? You read tarot cards for goodness sake!




I do now, yeah. I needed a drink after last time.






A drink?!?! Oh bloody hell! No wonder you're like that! I thought I told you to stay away from the bar?






Funny I don't recall that.






Why am I not surprised?






Because you're future!me?






No I'm not. Not unless you were planning to get surgery and have Hiro send you back in time. Just tell me you haven't lost our winnings.





Actually I added to them, you should know.








Why would I know that? I've been away! Wait, you added to them? How much?






We won the big jackpot next door. Wait are you from the past? If you're from the past, whatever you do don't trust Noah...Or have you-we already been though that?







Never mind about Noah! Where are the winnings?





In the safety deposit box. Here's the key.





And I handed him/me the key. Funny thing is the universe didn't explode. So much for all the stories I've heard about that. He surveyed the winnings.



Well, that's good at least. But we still need to fix you. Can't have two of "me" running about. Blimey! I ask you to be a decoy and this happens... I just hope you haven't done any major damage. Soon as I get you sober and back to being you, we're going to another casino.




Sober, me telling , myself I needed to be sober and that I wasn't me. It was so surreal. I'd thought it might have been a dream but I'm never hungover in dreams.

3 patrons:

Heidi Petrelli said...

How very surreal!

West said...

You and Claude should go drinking with me and Elle sometime!

Adam Monroe said...

I wish I could have a drink right now :(

 
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