Hana Gitelman here, AKA Wireless, AKA Spoon Fed, AKA Babe in Leather! I may be dead, but I’m still devoted to bringing you the TRUTH!!!! I will give you the truth at all costs!!! $3.50/gallon…sure! Two for a dollar…..yes! One million dollars…hypothetically why not? And here is the newest TRUTH that I uncovered in my ghostly binary form!!!!!!!:
There’s nothing more dangerous to you and me than greedy corporations! They steal your money! They give you diseases!!! They eat the people who feed you biscuits!!!!!
It’s no wonder that a greedy corporation produced an evil-doer of super evil and villainous proportions!!! The company is named Yamagato Industries!!!! The evil time manipulator is the son of the former CEO who recently died in a mysterious death!! A MYSTERIOUS DEATH!!! If that’s not proof of a conspiracy, I don’t know what is! Nobody just falls off a building! I suspect foul play!!! I suspect low-carb dieting!!!!!
How did I come to find out about this man’s time-traveling?????? Simple!! He contacted me from the future!!! A future that I helped prevent!!!! But he’s still out there….not in the future, but in the present! My present! And he’s in the present’s past!!!!!
I broke into the mainframe – which is easy to do when you’re a cyber-ghost! – of some Japanese laboratory and discovered a secret message hidden on scrolls hidden inside a secret sword!
Why is this baby evil? The TRUTH is in the sword!!!
The little Japanese man from the future who went to the present’s past manipulated the space-time continuum! Some people say such a thing can’t really happen. They want you to think that! They don’t want you to question the manipulation they do on space-time!!! They can turn your grandmother into a pear just by squishing a mosquito! It’s true!!!!
What did Hiro Nakamura do??? We don’t know!!! But look at the effects it had on the baby!!! Just because his name is Hiro and he saved the world once doesn’t make him a hero we can trust!! We can’t trust anyone!!!!!!!
Nakamura is playing around with your very being!!!! He has total control over your life!!! And your garden!! If you don’t have a garden, you may think you’re safe….BUT YOU’RE NEVER SAFE!!!!
All he has to do is pee on the wrong tree, eat the wrong spoon or blow up the wrong Japanese army camp and history could change FOREVER!