I Search anew for my husband!

I am a concerned wife,a great mother, a dutiful daughter-in-law,a loving sister-in-law and role model for fashionatas everywhere!
Look at my lips-it takes practice to apply lipstick this way. It is so frustrating that I am
not noticed for my troubles! Do you know it is not easy to pretend to be unable to walk and search for your missing husband and brother-in-law at the same time?
It starts today- I am going to look even more for them! FOR REAL! I mean it!
Last night, Tinker/Nathan flew into the bedroom,flitting fairydust everywhere. I mean really, fairydust?
It was a dream, and even then I was lady-like and ordered him to sweep that dust off before continuing his strange rant.
It went something like this:
Nathan: "Hey! Will you listen to me? You never listen to me! I am telling you I blowed up! I think I am a monster! Find me,find Peter! Help! I saved the world,now save me!"
Me: "Can't you use a phone? I know you know how to. What am I supposed to tell
everyone who voted for you? I am so mortified."
Then he started flying in a circle, he looked so silly.
"You must find me and Peter! We are lost and please take that altar with Peter's pictures
on it down. You married me,not him."
Then *Poof* he was gone! Much like the real Nathan, I am used to it.
I am going to find them! By hook or by crook, I will get my men! I will find the truth.
Also, by gum I am going to be able to go to a party standing on my own feet before Thanksgiving! YES!
Um, btw, I have no idea why Nathan/Fairy said I had a altar of Peter's pictures up.
WOW, total weirdness that have never,ever happened!