The Ignorant Residents of Cyberville who Maintain an Aura of Retardation Throughout the Computer World

What is this thing we call internet forums? Is it merely a tool for mass communication? Or is it the work of destiny, propelling us into the cyber abyss of elitist aristocracy and an unconstricted democracy of half-wit cretins?

I say that it is most definitely the latter. Is it not the very nature of anonymity to provide a feeling of faux security? Interacting inside this faceless reality, this cesspool of the unnamed undesirables, gives a false sense of barrier.

And so the imbeciles do not falter in their persistent plundering of a world ripe with intellectual potential. They massacre that potential, that hope, and stomp on it like a blind buffalo stomps on Indian (not like me) babies.

Yet who here among us can stop this? Is it possible to stop an unidentifiable movement of belligerent idiots? It can no more be stopped than a rabid Tibetan feline could quit its habit of maliciously mauling Mexican mimes. Such an act would be like stopping a radical wheat monkey from delousing its rectum. These routines are natural instinct, cognitively quashed into the deepest domain of our mechanical minds.

But slap these pitiful people and you will be righteously reprimanded by the pseudo-administrators of the jurisdictionless world. So, how can we rise to this calling, this destiny and stop the wave of ignorance that will surely flood our virtual village and drown its worthy residents? This I cannot answer. It is not my destiny. But perhaps it is yours.