Road Trip!

Things haven’t gone as planned! I wish I could blame them, but this may be one thing they didn’t have a hand in.

Ted was driving!! And he passed Odessa! Now we’re in Midland, but luckily they have good waffles here! So, it’s a minor inconvenience, but nothing that will take my mind of the mission at hand!!

These waffles are good! Matt seems to be enjoying his!! Ted didn’t get to eat because we’re waiting on him to fix a flat. Since it was his little detour, he’s responsible!!

I can’t tell you what our mission is because they will be reading this. But it’s a good one! The best mission I’ve had in a long time!!

We left LA about 18 hours ago! We would have been here sooner, but Matt got us into a bar room brawl at the Chuck E. Cheese in Phoenix! Luckily, I was able to use the fight as a distraction while I assassinated that manipulative rat that brainwashes our children with its mind-boggling arcade games and chemical-laced pizza!!

Matt ran into a little kid while ordering and accidently read his mind! That fat guy is a doody head! the kid thought about Matt.

Matt was furious. “Did you hear that?” he was asking us. It took him a while to realize it was all in his head! He’s a mind-reader, duh!!

But Matt set off to get his revenge! However, he was seen by a parent who quickly pounced on him!! The gun went off and the place was in full panic mode!! Parents were punching kids! Kids were throwing pizzas!! Pizzas were punching parents!! It was crazy!!

But it gave me the opportunity I needed!! I dove into the ball pit and made my way covertly to Mr. Cheese!!

I lept from the pit o’ balls and in one quick motion sliced the rat’s neck with the little plastic knife they gave me at the counter.

And just as I suspected, it was a decoy! There was a young man wearing a disguise that looked just like Chuck himself!

I snapped the man’s neck and we were on our way to Odessa!!

But then we wound up in Midland!!