February 2, 2007

Clones

Wow. Everyone in this house has been acting odd. Mommy is a scattered brain. But she had been worse lately. Every week, Mommy has a pamping day for me. But this past week, She totally forgot about it. What the nerve!! I am a Prince and a Winner!! I feel like I am living in the wild. My fur hasn't been brushed for about a week. Also my claws are scratching up the floors. Maybe I should start to make deep marks to prove a point.

Lyles been acting like a 15 year school girl. He been listening to that stupid Gwen Stefani cd. He been forgetting to let me outside. He just sits there like a stupid zombie. I don't know if you can lose IQ point butI think he has lost ALOT of them.

Claire been acting like this past month hasn't happen. I don't know if it was caused by the truma of Homecoming. Zack has not been over or call . For a while, They where as thick as fleas. I liked Zack. He would sneak me some food from the table. He won me over with that.

Father been like Father. He comes and go like nothing has happen. He hasn't taken me to his work lately. I wish he would so I could find out what going on with my family.

9 patrons:

  1. Yo, little doggie, maybe you shouldn't be asking so many questions, G.

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  2. lolz syler wuz here, hi skylerz.

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  3. No, Esock. Sylar is dead, yo. This be Hank. WORD UP!

    - Hank

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  4. WORD.

    We be in the dawg hizzouse, yo!

    ~Lana

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  5. You guys are all ghetto. Wanna be g's. Don't worry about it, Muggles. Claire's fine.

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  6. Yo, little doggie, maybe you shouldn't be asking so many questions, G
    lolz syler wuz here, hi skylerz.
    *rolls her eyes* Oh Great, I thought K-Fed was bad. Now i'm surrounded by the K-Fed Jr's.

    Somebody calls Snoop Dogg and Tell him to Whack These Wannabe Gangstas :P

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  7. Very nice, sure you asked alot of questions but most dogs would. Would love to read another one soon!

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