xcape attempt #3!

hey guyz i think this time im gettin outta here 4 realz! its xcape from alcatraz and im like clint eastwood xcept not old and icky lol!

my first xcape attempt wuz my best try i almost got out that time and got to kill sum1 which is alwayz fun! my second xcape didnt turn out so well ending in me getting shutoed by a primatech ninja.

but this time is 4 real! ive perfected the technique of making my heart stop! i used to do it in hs so people would think i wuz dead and id get some attention lol. actually i guess it never worked 2 good since no 1 seemed to care but if i did it in a public place sometimes peeps would call the ambulance who would give me sum attention! but newayz the point is i can stop my heart!

omg so i pulled this lil trick of mine again and fooled poor unsuspecting dr man and he thought i died n unstrapped me. so i woke up! and i decided not to use physical attacks, since that pretty much consists of slapping and biting so instead i FINALLY got to use my super mind trick again! i pushed poor lil dr, like all the football playerz used to push poor lil gabriel! xcept they used their sexy hands while i used my darth vadar power!

so newayz i had my fun with him lol. i ended up throwing him on a table and covering him up. i think im gonna trick mr glasses into falling into a trap. i can be clever like that. if i cant have mr glasses, no one will lol!

so now i just sit here and wait for mr glasses to show his pretty face 1 more time. it wont be so pretty when im done with it lol but ill get to see it once more! and at least i have this laptop to use while i wait for him. i feel like it may be a while before i see him, like a week maybe, i wunder y i have that feeling? oh well, ill keep myself occupied, and then ILL KILL MR GLASSES! hehehehehehehehehe!