January 26, 2007

What's a Sylar?

What's a Sylar? Why would somebody call himself Sylar? It sounds like the name of a watch! HAHAHAHAHA!!! People think Sylar is some super powerful serial killer, eating human brains, and stuff. I eat brain-eaters for breakfast, HAHAHAHAHA! I'm going to eat Sylar like barbeque chicken wings! I'm also going to dump ketchup and mustard on Sylar, he will make my stomach very happy.

Hiro said that he saw my dead body with my skull cut off and my brain missing in the future. That doesn't matter to me, Sylar can't touch me. I can use my karate skills to knock him out, he will be out cold in no time.

Sylar doesn't scare me, Sylar is a n00b.

Look I'm going to make fun of Sylar! HAHAHA!


Coffee ordered by Mistah Esock at 11:12:00 AM

5 patrons:

Svetlana Smith said...

I'm not sure eating that is considered Kosher.

~Lana

Jan 26, 2007 12:20:00 PM
Sylar said...

go ahead, have ur fun now. i think ur forgetting, I EAT UR BRAINZ IN THE FUTURE!!!

Jan 26, 2007 2:31:00 PM
Claire Bennet said...

LOL that's cute

Jan 26, 2007 5:23:00 PM
Mr. Muggles said...

Wow. Are you running out of crack?

Jan 26, 2007 6:46:00 PM
Shevy said...

Code Name: Shevy

Jan 29, 2007 9:47:00 PM

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