January 18, 2007

Brain eater Busted Thank GOD!



Finally Somebody Caught That Hannibal Lector wannabe Thank You! I Still can't believe he ate Jackie's Brain That was sooooooooo Disgusting! of course he was about to eat mine and he would've if it werent for Peter Petrelli. I Think he's Kinda Cute I wouldnt mind getting to know him better if it werent for the cops to come and arrest him for Some B.S. Charge like Atempted Murder! pul-ease! He Saved My Life For crying out loud! If it werent for him The Cops would be Investigating another Brainless Murder!

After all that I Told my dad about my power then he tells me He Knew! *Ugh* He knew long before I did How was that possible? did i do something as a child to make him realize what i can do?

anywhoo, I was driving in my car getting away from my psycho Ex-Boyfriend Brody Mitchum who thinks he remembers what i did to him which is strange because the last time i saw him was in the hospital after he came out of his coma i appologized to him for what i did but he told me "Do I Know You?" *scratches her head* ooo k... whatever then. Anyway as i was driving i spotted this quiet little dinner called "Burnt toast" so i thought i'd stop by and see what the service is like and well, Here i am.

5 patrons:

  1. accept my myspace friendz request claire bear!

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  2. Not gonna happen, Gabriel. You can thank my friend here. Yes, that's right. AOL Parental Controls.

    AOL: It's better than a mind wipe.

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  3. You have no idea of extent of my pooping expterise.

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  4. Wow, these conversations are worse than the ones in kindergarden...ew...um...right...

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